2. Actual conversation:
Customer: "Can you help me with my insurance payment?"
Me: "No ma'am, however I can get you to our 24 hour Good Neighbor Service, and they can assist you."
Customer: "I just wanted to speak to my agent! Why does it take forever to speak to a human being?"
Me: "Well ma'am, if your agents office is closed, their phone routes you to me, and I am a human."
Customer: "Whatever, just connect me to insurance!"
*transfers*
Me: "I am not a human, I am a very efficient customer service robot."
Cute Co-worker: "Very lifelike."
3: Yesterday, in a video chat with the mother and the priest-class brother, I represented myself for a time solely as a handpuppet. Am not sure if the mother noticed. Stephen did, but he was settling down to watch a weekend and hulu endorsed marathon of Chuck. You only wish you had my family.
4. Still slowly working through Merlin. You know, I thought fandom had to be wrong. There's no way that one show could have that much subtext. I was wrong, there's MORE . And I'm loving it. And Anthony Head in fight scenes.
Work week is over: tomorrow is practice, a bit of other odds and ends, cleaning and hopefully bike riding and putting on my bike rack and testing the panniers.
May. 2nd, 2009
1. In reference to yesterdays post, today I had a customer ask me why her balance was different every time she called. I didn't think you had to explain that when you buy things, you spend your money, but there I go again, assuming that my customers understand basic economic principles.